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How to annoy an Anime fan

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How to annoy an anime fan

1. Tell them it’s all just the same thing because "it’s all called anime"

2. When an anime fan is watching some seinen anime with a dramatic or sad scene, act like they enjoy it on the comedy way, thinks it’s funny. (Tell them they’re being sadistic.

3.  Call Elfen Lied "Elfen Lide"

4. Tell an anime fan that all those things are drawn.

5. Just KEEP ON calling ecchi animes hentai or porn, and use it as an excuse to call all anime fans sick perverts.

6. Laugh as hard as possible when he’s talking about Elfen Lied and tell him it’s the most hilarious thing you ever heard of. Especially when the "Puppy kill scene" from the flash back episode.

7. Use 4kids as the best example for anime channels ever. And tell them it`s the only way to make anime save to watch for kids.

8. Use Pokémon as example for most extreme, BRUTAL and horrible anime violence ever made.

9. Put every action scene from the same anime you can think of together in an AMV and call it your "OWN CREATION".

10. When some anime fan is watching anime, start bitching him for watching hentai. Make sure this anime he`s watching has nothing to do with hentai at all!

11. RIP-OFF ANIME STYLE LIKE A FUCK HEAD FROM HELL!!!

12. Take "Marvin Mystery" or "Totaly Spice" as an example for "good animes"

13. sing an anime opeings tune with out knowing the lyrics.

14. Aks if he ever heard of any other cool animes like Naruto

15. Use the "Super Saiyan is taking a dump when he transforms" joke and act like it`s the funniest, most original joke EVER MADE!!

16. Refer the reason for all anime violence to World War II

17. Aks the anime fan what Shoutacon Guro is in public.

18. Call every animated thing anime.

19. You`ve watched 72 minuts. Please wait 52 minuts and CLICK HERE to enjoy the full version of MegaVideo.

20. Do a FLCL Abriged Series

21. Tell the anime fan he is 13 years old when you`re sure he`s older,
and act like it`s the most original, and most logic argument EVER MADE!!

22. Tell the anime fan, he`s being an anime-geek for knowing the word Otaku.
The idea is based on "How to annoy a Metalhead" from Jens-Metal-Page. Here I made a list of the things that annoy me the most as anime fan.(Otaku)

And if some asshole wants to piss some innocent anime fans off for no reason, this is manny times the way they do.

There will probable be a part 2
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Corporate-Kickass131's avatar
Or how about classifying it in the same level as an animated kids show like bob the builder?